Rewrite of "Mighty Trucks Of Midnight," by Alex Riggle
Had an obstetrician but the HMO took her away
Replaced her with a midwife who works for greatly lowered pay
Now most midwifes are fine and they know how to deliver
Just my luck that I'd get a flake with a pickled liver
Flighty drunken midwife, move along, move along.
Flighty drunken midwife, move along, move along.
© Alex Riggle