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One day I bowl on coffee
One day I bowl on beer
Today I bowl in alleys
And gutters too, I fear
I've split the ten and seven
And spared the frame as well
I've spared out clad in tartan plaid
And every shirt but mine
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It's once I got my finger caught
You never saw the like
My ball and me we spun downtown
By heck, we got a strike!
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One day I started singing
They thought I was a loon
And you could carry a jumbo jet
If I could carry a tune
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My bowling days I left behind
I thought I was a star
That's why I'm in this parking lot
Just trying to steal your car
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